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How can we best help Sandra Fluke?

By paying for her birth control
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By telling her to pay for her own birth control
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By telling her to keep her pants on
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Let's Help Sandra Fluke!

Postby Bill Whatcott » Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:14 pm

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Sandra Fluke wants the government to pay for her birth control

Sandra Fluke’s Dilemma is Solved – She Needs to be declared an EPA Wetlands Protected Area
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Many of you have likely seen the heart rending testimony of Ms. Sandra Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University, before a Congressional Committee a few weeks ago. She was lamenting that no one would subsidize her birth control expenses, which she claimed would amount to $3000 during her three years in law school.

After watching Ms. Fluke describe her desperate situation I set to thinking of ways to help her out of her crisis.

First, of course I had to pass through the grieving period I experienced after hearing of her inhumane treatment at the hands of the Georgetown administration and our Government � what cruelty lurks in the heart of men that they would leave this poor woman to fend for herself when all she wanted to do was get laid seven times a day (see my analysis below).

Once I recovered from my grief, I set to thinking about ways to help this poor girl. Being a Physicist, I sat down with my calculator and worked through some numbers.

Ms. Fluke’s expense account for birth control (aka sexual entertainment) was claimed to be $3000 for three years at law school. Let’s presume that as an educated woman she wants to be doubly safe and uses both birth control pills to prevent pregnancy and condoms to prevent STD (sexually transmitted disease).

Using the Wal-Mart cost for birth control pills of $9 per month, her birth control pills will cost her $324 for her entire law school career (if you can call it a career � I can think of other names). This leaves only $2676 for her condoms.

I went to Amazon.com, and found quality condoms available for 33 cents each in packages of 60 condoms each. This cost includes tax and shipping. Since she has $2676 for her 33 cent condoms, she will be buying 8109 condoms during her law school “career”�.

To use her 8109 condoms (remember, $3000 was Ms. Fluke’s own number) she would have to have sex 7 times a day. This number presumes that she has sex ten times a day on Sundays when she has more free time.

So, having worked through these numbers, I have some suggestions for Ms. Fluke to help her work through her crisis:

1. Find dates that are gentlemanly enough to either provide their own condoms, or at least split the cost with her. Selection criteria is the key to this one.

2. Spend more time studying. Even seven “quickies” a day will seriously cut into quality study time. This would not only save money but would improve her education as well.

3. Seek funding from the EPA from one of their Wetlands Protection programs surely Ms. Fluke’s nether regions would qualify as wetlands given sex seven times a day.

Just trying to help out a starving student.

By the way, the average starting salary of new Georgetown Law School graduates is $160,000 a year, FYI.

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Re: Let's Help Sandra Fluke!

Postby Dean Paul Larsh » Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:55 am

Let's understand this dilemma:

We have an adult woman who wishes to act in a socially irresponsible way - to herself, first, with diseases and viruses obtained sexually (std's); then to any unborn child she most likely will concieve in abortion; then to any man who can't keep it in his pants who will contract her diseases and viruses; then to the one's the men will have sex after her with for the diseases they will contract from her; then to any child she may give birth to for the complications to certain of these diseases upon birth and congenitally; and finally, to herself in the end for the results of the diseases and viruses on her body that could have been prevented from the start - and she wants the taxpayer to pay for all of these.
Is this correct?
Talk about one screwed up puppy!
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Re: Let's Help Sandra Fluke!

Postby Bill Whatcott » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:46 am

Dean Paul Larsh wrote:Let's understand this dilemma:

We have an adult woman who wishes to act in a socially irresponsible way - to herself, first, with diseases and viruses obtained sexually (std's); then to any unborn child she most likely will concieve in abortion; then to any man who can't keep it in his pants who will contract her diseases and viruses; then to the one's the men will have sex after her with for the diseases they will contract from her; then to any child she may give birth to for the complications to certain of these diseases upon birth and congenitally; and finally, to herself in the end for the results of the diseases and viruses on her body that could have been prevented from the start - and she wants the taxpayer to pay for all of these.
Is this correct?
Talk about one screwed up puppy!


Sandra really is a poster child for amoral socialism isn't she........ :icon_rolleyes:
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Re: Let's Help Sandra Fluke!

Postby evolution8 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:31 am

Is she seeking for attention or something? A true educated woman wouldn't even discuss her sexual life in public. This article made me :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:
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Re: Let's Help Sandra Fluke!

Postby Bill Whatcott » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:30 pm

evolution8 wrote:Is she seeking for attention or something? A true educated woman wouldn't even discuss her sexual life in public. This article made me :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:


Sadly, in North America, "educated" women and men for that matter will often turn out like Sandra Fluke. This is the result of our schools tossing out God and embracing professors who peddle atheistic socialism and communism.
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