Whatcott's pan fried lizard recipe

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Whatcott's pan fried lizard recipe

Postby Bill Whatcott » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:15 am

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For those interested in pan fried lizard

First of all consider visiting the Philippines as lizards of all types are quite common here and no one really cares if you eat one or not. The only way you might find an edible lizard in Canada is by poaching one out of the local pet store and doing that could bring the wrath of the lame stream media and a pseudo army of social media warriors wishing death and destruction on you for ending the life of a poor hapless lizard.

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If you end the life of a lizard in Toronto it is possible the police might take sufficient time off from their usual practices of arresting grandmother's protesting at the city's abortuaries and marching in "gay" pride parades, to show up with their firearms drawn (as they did for a raccoon) and take you down. Human lives don't matter much in Toronto, but raccoon and quite likely lizard lives do.


Once you land in the Philippines head out to the nearest field and look around for a lizard of your liking. (Be careful as venomous snakes also inhabit the fields and they are in competition with you for that tasty and elusive lizard) Once you find your lizard and assuming you weren't terminated by a cobra, grab it before it gets away on you and bring it to your kitchen.

If the lizard is still alive when you get to your kitchen smack it on the head with a meat mallet.

Chop lizard's head off with a sharp chef's knife and gut lizard using a fillet knife.
Once lizard's stomach contents and intestines are removed, skin it.
Wash lizard meat thoroughly with cool running water
Heat up frying pan with low heat
Add 1 Tblspn butter to pan
Dice up two cloves of fresh garlic and 1/4 of a small onion
Add onion and garlic to pan
Rub lizard meat with sesame seed oil and sprinkle 2 pinches of seasoning salt
Put lizard in pan and fry at low to medium heat for 7 minutes and then turn over
Add a pinch of Oregano
Frequently turn onion and garlic as well to insure it cooks evenly.
Fry for 7 more minutes
Turn off stove and enjoy!

"Peter went up on the housetop about the sixth hour to pray. And he became hungry and wanted something to eat, but while they were preparing it, he fell into a trance and saw the heavens opened and something like a great sheet descending, being let down by its four corners upon the earth. In it were all kinds of animals and reptiles and birds of the air. And there came a voice to him: “Rise, Peter; kill and eat.” But Peter said, “By no means, Lord; for I have never eaten anything that is common or unclean.” And the voice came to him again a second time, “What God has made clean, do not call common.
Acts 10:10-15
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Re: Whatcott's pan fried lizard recipe

Postby Doc Notgay » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:20 am

Ever since I saw a lizard eating a cockroach years ago, I've been looking for a good lizard recipe. Thank you Bill.

Oddly enough, you just can't find one anywhere. :jester:
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Re: Whatcott's pan fried lizard recipe

Postby Bill Whatcott » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:41 am

Doc Notgay wrote:Ever since I saw a lizard eating a cockroach years ago, I've been looking for a good lizard recipe. Thank you Bill.

Oddly enough, you just can't find one anywhere. :jester:


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Re: Whatcott's pan fried lizard recipe

Postby darcygray » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:45 pm

Bill, you should really consider launching your own TV cooking show once you get back to Canada....that part about smacking the lizard with a meat cleaver is just so ..... you. Hillarious! Just make sure you hit it twice to make sure the left wind idiots didn't miss it the first time and so have something to talk about in the morning.
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Re: Whatcott's pan fried lizard recipe

Postby Doc Notgay » Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:13 am

Whatever you eat can't be as bad as what Planned Parenthood abortionists eat. They take the money they make from killing children and buy their food.

What kind of monster could do that? puke1
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Re: Whatcott's pan fried lizard recipe

Postby Bill Whatcott » Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:05 am

Doc Notgay wrote:Whatever you eat can't be as bad as what Planned Parenthood abortionists eat. They take the money they make from killing children and buy their food.

What kind of monster could do that? puke1


Actually Lizard is healthier (high protein, low fat) than beef. Morally it is a neutral activity just like eating cow. Actually, some of the women who are squeamish about eating lizards and who get worked up over shooting lions should look at the contents of their beauty products. Aborted baby byproducts such as collagen, skin cell proteins, among other things are finding its way into commercial beauty products and skin creams. Now that is beyond gross, it is creepy, and I would even say evil.... surprise1
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