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Postby Bill Whatcott » Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:50 pm

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Instead of slurpees and other projectiles that Whatcott usually gets hurled at him when he evangelizes
homosexual shame parades, this year he got lots of hugs and handed out a record 2500 Gospel flyers
(AKA Gospel condoms) at this year's Vancouver's homosexual shame Parade


Dear Friends.

The homosexual activist campaign to punish me for turning their shame parade into something wonderful and redemptive continues. Of course there was nothing that was truly hateful in regards to my spoof and some critics have even admitted my spoof was clever. My "Gospel condom" offered homosexuals the free gift of eternal life and accurate information on the risk they put themselves in when they engage in sodomy. As one can see from my photos, neither me nor my activists did anything to harm the parade participants:

To see Whatcott's parade photos and Gospel condom go here: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10188

Still because I dared to challenge Sodom and in this case scored a tactical victory, a massive campaign seems to be underway to punish me for my "irreverence."

Homosexual activists are working to remove me from the internet

My Facebook account was disabled:

https://www.facebook.com/bill.whatcott
Bill's Facebook account

My photobucket account is no longer working either:

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Bill's Photobucket pics now look like this

I've also received a call from someone claiming to represent the "official" Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I was informed I will be "sued for trademark violation."

I tried to minister to the angry Pastafarian, but he hung up on me. You can reach him here: (828) 620-2355

My e-mail box is also quite full with e-mails containing everything from congratulations (mostly Christian), to an odd and uniquely homosexual form of protest, consisting of a half dozen or so pornographic pictures of male genitalia. E-mails containing swears and insults now number in the dozens.

All in all it is quite clear to me that my covert evangelism of the homosexual shame parade was pleasing to God, charitable, much needed, and highly effective.

Now contrast my covert evangelism with the vitriol and nastiness of these girls:

https://www.facebook.com/FEMENCanada

Curiously, while Facebook terminated my account without warning or explanation after my Gospel condom blitz of the Vancouver shame parade, Femen still has their account intact after publishing all sorts of exploits that are nastier than mine.

These girls stormed the stage of Campaign Life's March for Life in Ottawa when Cardinal Lacroix was speaking this past May. They exposed their breasts on stage and screamed some F--- words before being hauled away by police. Only pro-life sites criticized their behaviour. Lamestream media gave the girls copious coverage and either reported their F-Bombs neutrally or omitted their vulgarity altogether. Anyways, Femen is still on Facebook and they have never had their account disabled, even though they violate Facebook's community standards in ways I never have.

Stay tuned, of course I expect more fall out to come my way for successfully conducting this life saving and redemptive mission. It is clear the homosexual left only has a sense of humour when it is them that is spoofing, blaspheming and insulting. So far, I am convinced that while my spoof is not as nasty or hateful as their spoofs, it was superior in terms of effect and creativity. Hence, their need for vengeance. :banghead2:

"I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven." Matthew 5:44, 45
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Postby Bill Whatcott » Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:57 pm

UK's homosexual activist news is talking about my covert Gospel condom ministry:

Canada: Anti-gay activist sneaks into Vancouver Pride to hand out fake condoms
8th August 2014, 6:27 PM
Katie Dupere
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/08/08/ca ... e-condoms/

An anti-gay activist disguised himself as a pro-gay participant in last weekend’s Vancouver Pride parade, distributing anti-gay leaflets at the event that looked like condoms.

Bill Whatcott, executive director of anti-gay group Christian Truth Activists, and four other evangelical Christians marched in the event.

The group used a banner promoting the fictional Calgary chapter of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a guise.

According to Whatcott’s blog post about the event, the group distributed 2,500 “life saving and soul redeeming Gospel condoms” along the route.

The leaflets were made to outwardly appear as condoms, but contained anti-gay messages inside.

The “condoms” stated that “anatomically everyone is heterosexual” and that “the body is not created for sodomy.”

The message also told the story of an “ex-gay” man who claims he was saved from his “homosexual lifestyle” by religion.

Whatcott created a pseudonym to apply for a parade permit. He also created a fake website and fake phone number for the group.

A parade official told Canadian LGBT news source Daily Xtra that all applications for the parade are screened.

The application is likely to have passed unnoticed because a branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster had appeared in the parade previously.

Commenters on the blog post detailing the trip to Pride were mostly supportive.

One commenter said: “Brilliantly done! You looked appropriately disgusting! The grotesque dancing, the placement of your little coin purse, the ugly colors, the blasphemous beads, I can see how your enemies didn’t recognize you; I didn’t either.”

Another commenter added: “Awesome job, Bill! Great pics with your enemies, too! You looked like Elton John.”

Whatcott, along with anti-gay activist Peter LaBarbera, were arrested in April for distributing homophobic leaflets at a Canadian university.

Watch a video of Whatcott at Vancouver Pride below:
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Postby Bill Whatcott » Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:11 pm

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Exposing the terror and death of abortion
http://www.aborterrorism.ca/a-gay-pride ... them-this/

“A Gay Pride Parade?! Show Them This.”
by Donald on August 7, 2014

Have you heard of a Gay Pride Parade that is soon coming? Please tell them to read the following ”Gospel Condom”, by Bill Whatcott. It is a matter of ‘Life or Death’ that they know about this.

This “Gospel Condom” is a message of ‘Love in Truth’ about homosexuality by a man who does what he does because he truly cares about homosexuals. I know Bill personally, he is a Christian who ‘walks the talk’. He lives the Gospel message that tells us to love God with all our heart and our neighbour as ourself as found in Mark 12:30-31

30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God, with thy whole heart, and with thy whole soul, and with thy whole mind, and with thy whole strength. This is the first commandment.

31 And the second is like to it: Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is no other commandment greater than these.

So this was the motive behind Bill’s ‘Mission of Love’ at the Vancouver Pride Parade in August of 2014, wherein he handed out, with a few brave friends, 2500 ‘Gospel condoms’ which contained a ‘Gospel information flyer’ to save the body and soul of the homosexual. Read on, it may change your life forever, like it did for ‘Dennis Jernigan’, a former homosexual, happily married to Melinda for thirty years now.

Important Note: Pope Francis is often quoted as saying ”Who Am I To Judge?” when questioned about Gays.

In reality what Pope Francis said was:

“If a man is gay and seeks God and has good will, who am I to judge him?”

What the Pope said shows that he does not accept homosexual lifestyle as the Media falsely want us to think. If you read the following links you will learn how the homosexual lifestyle breeds a Culture of Death: (CF: http://www.aborterrorism.ca/responding- ... e-francis/ ) ( http://www.aborterrorism.ca/homosexuality/

Now please read on to learn about the contents of the “Gospel Condom” because it can bring you LIFE now and forever, whereas the regular condoms will bring you Aids and death eventually.


Re: Whatcott hands out 2500 Gospel condoms at Vancouver Pride
Post by Bill Whatcott » Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:08 pm

The Gospel Condom
viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10188
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Re: Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster to sue Whatcott and o

Postby RevSpitz » Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:08 pm

I don't understand the "sued for trademark violation." What trademark are they alleging you violated?
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Postby Bill Whatcott » Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:42 pm

RevSpitz wrote:I don't understand the "sued for trademark violation." What trademark are they alleging you violated?


Hmmmm, I was so busy trying to tell the angry Pastafarian about Jesus, I never got a chance to ask him about that. Anyways, here's the Pastafarian's number who called me up to announce he is suing me, you can call him if you wish to find out: (828) 620-2355 :phone:
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Re: Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster to sue Whatcott and o

Postby HalleluYaH » Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:00 pm

But disown the concealed disgrace, not walking in trickery, not even adulterating the Word of Elohiym but exhibiting the truth constituting ourselves to every person's consciousness in the face of Elohiym. 2 Corinthians 4:2

For our exhortation is not from fraudulence nor from impurity not either in decoy. 1 Thessalonians 2:3

Cursed doing the work of YHWH deceitfully ... Yirmeyahu (Jeremiah) 48:10

Hatred is covered by deceit, evil is revealed in assembly. Proverbs 26:26

Inasmuch the fleshly purpose is hostility to Elohiym for it obeys not the law of Elohiym, neither is it able. Romans 8:7

These Scriptures above (and many more) will show the true Almighty would NOT be pleased. Participating in this travesty, this abomination is heinously offensive.
However, Scriptures tell us that He sends a strong delusion to those who do not love receiving the truth ... and who am I to pop that delusion He sends to these gay blades or to anyone who participates in this 'parade' of evil.

The coming of the lawless one is according to the working of Satan, with all power and signs and wonders of falsehood and with all deceit of unrighteousness in those perishing, because they did not receive the love of the truth, in order for them to be saved. And for this reason Elohiym sends them a working of delusion, for them to believe the falsehood, 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11
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Postby HalleluYaH » Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:02 pm

An excerpt from the 'Loose Canon', a book of the church of the flying spaghetti monster ...

1 "His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Eternal, without beginning and without end, and with a whole tangled mess in the middle. 2 He willed All That There Is into existence when He saw fit to do so and in the order He chose. 3 He prankishly thwarts all human attempts to find out exactly when or how this might have occurred.

Yep, this Flying Spaghetti Monster is sure 'a whole tangled mess in the middle" ... and all that have been a loose canon associating themselves with them.

And co-participate not with the barren works of shadiness, but rather admonish. Ephesians 5:11
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Postby Bill Whatcott » Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:14 pm

Yeah, yeah, using your logic the spies of Jericho sinned and so do the RCMP when they infiltrate criminal gangs.

Heck, according to you our Lord must have sinned as he used deception one time too:

"I am not going up to this festival, because my time has not yet fully come.” After he (Jesus) had said this, he stayed in Galilee.

However, after his brothers had left for the festival, he went also, not publicly, but in secret."

John 7:8-10


Anyways, I do believe over the last few years you sent me to hell for going to church on Sunday instead of Saturday and I believe you once told me I am worshipping the Messiah incorrectly by eating bacon, so it's all good if I go to hell for starting a fictitious cult and use it to deliver 2500 Gospel condoms to the sodomites. Can't please everyone..... :scratchhead:
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Postby HalleluYaH » Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:00 am

It's not "my logic" but the quoting of many Scriptures and happily they convicted you enough to lash out at a lowly messenger of the Word. : )

Fight against them, if you think that is wise. Here they are again for all to see and decide ...

But disown the concealed disgrace, not walking in trickery, not even adulterating the Word of Elohiym but exhibiting the truth constituting ourselves to every person's consciousness in the face of Elohiym. 2 Corinthians 4:2

For our exhortation is not from fraudulence nor from impurity not either in decoy. 1 Thessalonians 2:3

Cursed doing the work of YHWH deceitfully ... Yirmeyahu (Jeremiah) 48:10

Hatred is covered by deceit, evil is revealed in assembly. Proverbs 26:26

Inasmuch the fleshly purpose is hostility to Elohiym for it obeys not the law of Elohiym, neither is it able. Romans 8:7

Oh and here is another goody ...

Abstain from all appearance of evil. 1 Thessalonians 5:22

Based on these Scriptures (and many more) you seriously think that the true Messiah would dress up like a clown and pretend to be gay? NEVER!

You don't seriously think that the Messiah attending a Festival more privately, in just the first part as later He was teaching openly, even remotely relates to, in quoting the Word, "walking in trickery" or "fraudulence" or "decoy" or "doing His work deceitfully" or "hatred covered by deceit" or "appearance of evil"? Nah, you couldn't have meant that.

So if we truly want to obey the Word, to truly follow/imitate the true Messiah (1 Corinthians 11:1), to truly walk as He walked (1 Jn 2:6) then we will do as He does. And yes, this includes guarding the 7th Day Sabbath (Mark 2:28; Luke 4:16) and not eating bacon (Jn 15:10). He is the same yesterday, today and forever! (Hebrews 13:8)

HalleluYaH !
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Postby Bill Whatcott » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:09 am

HalleluYaH's hot air
"they convicted you enough to lash out at a lowly messenger of the Word."


You attach too much importance to your opinions and interpretations of Scripture. No conviction, just annoyance. I am for free speech hence you are around here to quote Scripture out of context, completely miss what I am trying to do, and occasionally annoy me.

Just to show you how uninspired your Bible quoting is, lets at least get this Bible verse of yours straight

“Cursed be the one who does the Lord’s work negligently,
And cursed be the one who restrains his sword from blood." Jeremiah 49:10 ESV

Jeremiah was not even talking about deceit.

You are quoting scholars from the late Middle Ages who were pork eating and Sunday going (therefore by your definition lost) and who made the King James Bible, which is not the most accurate translation. We have more modern versions now with access to better Hebrew texts. Jeremiah the prophet was not even addressing covenant believers in that verse which you pulled out just to bolster this silly argument of yours that going undercover to a homosexual shame parade and disrupting/ evangelizing it is somehow a sin. Jeremiah was addressing Moabites and proclaiming judgement against them.

I don't have time to deal with all your individual verses, but I will take the time to share one more thought with you (and others who read this).

I don't know if you will get it, but when you read Scripture, it is not sufficient to just pull isolated verses here and there and make arguments with them. Doing that one can argue just about anything.

Now I am not hopeful, but I would appreciate it if you put your Sabbath obsessed, Judiazed theology aside for two seconds and look at what is happening. Christians who criticize sodomy are being booted off social networking sites, losing their jobs, being vilified, prosecuted and silenced. While they got me in their sites right now, guys like you will be next.

This is the bigger picture that I am trying to communicate here. My protest in Vancouver was indeed evangelism, but not only evangelism; it was also an unconventional public act of defiance against a very unjust ruling by the Supreme Court of Canada that not only effects me, but also you and everyone else. I hope you will get it.

I have great faith the people of God here in Canada will continue to bicker about this and that, miss the big picture, and likely I will go to the gulag fist. The militant God haters and sodomites will obliterate what's left of Canada's Christian heritage and take away our religious freedoms. No doubt many of my critics will join me in the camps, albeit a few years after my arrival. The church is asleep, yet I don't lose hope as God is in control and He will get the glory, not us......

"For the sons of this world are more shrewd in dealing with their own generation than the sons of light."
Luke 16:8


"to the only wise God be glory forevermore through Jesus Christ! "
Romans 16:27
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Postby LoveTruth » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:10 pm

Are these trademarks?
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Postby Bill Whatcott » Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:27 pm

LoveTruth wrote:Are these trademarks?
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The pink hair and short shorts definitely are...... deathhand :icon_eek:
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Postby LoveTruth » Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:16 pm

Ha! Did Jonathan do the artwork on your banner? I found these images online:

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My husband just agreed to get Vince's Spaghetti for dinner tonight! Yum!

https://www.google.com/search?q=vince%2 ... 40&bih=799
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Postby Bill Whatcott » Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:28 pm

Oh no, we got our banners professionally made! I had them made by a professional seamstress.....
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Re: Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster to sue Whatcott and o

Postby Korky_Day » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:10 pm

Thanks for letting me into your forum today.
I joined for several reasons:
1. I marched in the parade in the contingent (Wreck Beach's Bare Buns Run) immediately ahead of Bill Whatcott and the CCFSM in Vancouver 2014 August 3. I was very positively impressed with him, though I haven't yet read the condom hand-out. I am friends with the parade organisers.
2. I am not a fan of your organisation, mostly, yet I am extremely unusual in my attempts to reach out, in a 'Christian' way, to my 'enemies'.
3. Bill Whatcott, though I have not communicated with him, has a lot in common with me: primarily in that we are both daring, unusual, and funny. Not like the boring people in the middle.
4. I might mediate the CCFSM-CFSM dispute.

I am an ex-Christian pro-gay nudist atheist activist in Vancouver, BC.

If you allow me to remain in this forum, I will instigate good, intelligent, stimulating conversation. I am respectful of people generally, but disrespectful of ideas I oppose (the same as you in FNA are). If you can understand and appreciate that last distinction (loving people but not loving everything they do), you will understand and appreciate my participation. If not, or if your egos get bruised too much by my challenging ideas, you might expel me, as others have from other groups.

Korky Day, http://www.korky.ca
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